When I was thirteen I decided that I should know what an intense electrical shock felt like, so I walked half a mile to the neighbor’s house at night and was going to touch the back of my hand to his electric fence. However, as I approached the house I saw the silhouette of him having sex with his wife through the kitchen window and I ran away.
I was not expecting that plot twist.
Directed by M. Night Shyamalan.
i put my headphones into the microphone jack by accident and i was like “oops wrong hole” and i laughed for 78 minutes
people who have autoplay on their blog are bad enough
but people who have hidden autoplay have truly ascended from the fiery depths of hell, sent by satan himself
I hate when you say “I hate that song” and someone goes “well you have to admit it’s catchy”
the fucking plague is catchy that doesn’t mean it’s good
